Win a digital copy of all of my books!

Contest is closed! Thank you to everyone who played :)

I've put in the answers below.


 

You read right! You can win a copy of Caged, Sacrificed AND Sarge.

How, you ask? Easy... here are some quotes to some of my favourite movies*. Answer what movies they're from in a comment (screened so no one can cheat off each other), and you'll be entered in a draw for all three books. A winner will be chosen randomly out of those that got the quotes right.

Got it? Good... let's play:

1. "I ain't got time to bleed." - Predator

2. "I, myself, am strange and unusual." - Beetlejuice 

3. "I'd buy that for a dollar!" - RoboCop

4. "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus." - The Big Lebowski

5. "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" - Ghostbusters

6. "Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back." - Ocean's Eleven

7. "Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?" - Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

8. "Finish the fucking story man! What happened? What about the glands?" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

9. "I was just passing through. I figured why not have a belt with the old man." - Warrior

10. "Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?" - Galaxy Quest

 

Good luck! (or good googling?)


 

 

*Not necessarily from my top twenty

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Wondering which retailer pays me the most?

#1 is Payhip. Not a retailer, but an online shop that I've set up myself. This is where I make the most return on my books.

Then after that it gets a little complicated, but these are the three best choices:

At Eden Books*, I make 70% royalties for all titles.

At Smashwords, I make 60% royalties for all titles.

At Amazon, for books OVER $2.99 (USD) I make 70% royalties and for books UNDER $2.99 I make 35%

So... if the book is under $2.99, buy from Eden Books or Smashwords.

If the books is over $2.99, buy from Eden Books or Amazon.

But best of all, buy from my Payhip store :)

Questions? Contact Me!

*Not all my titles are available at Eden yet as of 25/09/23 - I'm working on it.

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