Helloooo Summer

Wow... it has been too long…

Where did I go?

First, there was heart surgery in early 2025 to fix a faulty mitral valve (and the subsequent recovery); then the utter glut of AI slop* that has taken over both the literary and artistic communities really screwed things up for me, business-and-mood-wise… and then there was the pancreatitis that landed me in the hospital yet again at the end of 2025 where I stayed for the better part of three months.

Folks, that’s two New Year’s Eves in a row that I spent in a hospital bed.

cue sad music

But that’s over now. I’m healthier than I’ve been for probably my entire adult life. Work is picking up. Writing is progressing. The sun is shining. My mood is fantastic. I see good things coming in the next few months. 🙌🏼

*this author is staunchly anti-GenAI!

New: Smashwords (and PayHip) Summer Sale!

Starting July 1st at Smashwords, you’ll find all my books for 50% off (making some of them free, I believe) Contemporary, sci-fi, fantasy, dark erotica, and a little bit of 🩸 relation shenanigans… If you have been waiting to try a title of mine, isn’t a sale the best time to do that? 😏
ALSO if you’d like to buy books directly from me, visit my PayHip store where I’ve put everything on sale for 50% off, starting TODAY, June 29th.

And if you like wholesome (*wink*) family fun (*snicker*), why not check out Knut Bonerman’s work at Smashwords or PayHip

(Knut’s stuff is also on sale for all of July, but the PayHip sale starts today!)

🖤 Dark Valentine Sale 🖤

From Feb 13-17, you can get my darker titles for 50%* off at Smashwords or through my web store using this coupon code at checkout: ZJPCF

What's on sale?

Max (SW | PH)
Max, the Sequel (SW | PH)
Toxic AF (SW | PH)
Better the Devil You Know* (PH)

*Unfortunately, Better the Devil You Know is not available at Smashwords... I don't know why they won't carry it. Believe me, I've tried. 😓

October Update

My bf and I saw this curious cutie this morning after getting coffee (picture by Tyler).

Howdy, folks - I thought I would just write a quick blog post.

First off - I know a lot of you have been waiting for signed copies of Toxic AF. There was a problem with my author copies - the first box was lost, and then they didn't want to replace them until they had proof that the delivery guys had actually lost them. Which took forever, and a lot of really annoying emails, and finally, a phone call. Anyway... they will be reprinting and resending them to me next week, so I should have some copies in hand a week or two later. I will send out a newsletter when that happens (join my very infrequent newsletter here).

Second, My Roommate, Kevin is delayed. As is Sopping Wet (under Knut Bonerman). Unavoidable. I've had to spend a lot of time just trying to find more graphic design/formatting work to keep up with rent. Fuck GenAI for what it's done to my business... seriously. I went from being able to pay my bills and spoil myself a little every month to barely scraping by. It's exhausting.

That being said, if you know anyone who needs a cover or some formatting or graphic work or... whatever, you can point them to me or my site here: www.bad-doggie-designs.com. I'd very much appreciate it! 🙏🏼 😘

Win a Signed Copy of Max, the Sequel :)

Max

Tags/CW: Consent ambiguity, toxic relationship, abuse, cheating, lies, substance abuse, unreliable narrator, bi-awakening, crime, age gap, doctor/patient, dubcon/rape, murder, mindfuck, dark erotica

👉 Where to Buy 👈

Max, the Sequel

Tags/CW: Consent ambiguity, toxic relationship, abuse (including mention of child abuse), cheating, lies, substance abuse, amputation, blood, bi-awakening, unreliable narrator, crime, age gap, doctor/patient, dubcon/rape, murder, mindfuck, dark erotica, LGBTQ+

👉 Where to Buy 👈

Robert Montagnet and Dan Cooper are a nice gay couple who live in a nice waterfront condo in a nice, touristy part of Playa del Carmen, Mexico.

At least, that’s who they’re pretending to be.

After five months on the lam, Dr. Crane is strained to the point of breaking—he just wants it to be over. But, with his mental and physical health in decline, living where he doesn’t speak the language and relying on his partner for everything, he feels trapped.

Just the way Max likes it, of course.

When Crane is presented with an opportunity to clear his name once and for all, he’s compelled to take it… But, it means betraying the young man who thoroughly intoxicates him in ways he had never imagined possible.

Can Crane break his addiction or is he too far down the rabbit hole to escape?

Add it to Goodreads | Listen to the Soundtrack | Read blog/instagram reviews

 

 

Max, the Sequel – Coming Feb 14, 2023

Novel (60,000 words)
Tags/CW: Consent ambiguity, toxic relationship, abuse (including mention of child abuse), cheating, lies, substance abuse, amputation, blood, bi-awakening, unreliable narrator, crime, age gap, doctor/patient, dubcon/rape, murder, mindfuck, dark erotica

Buy Links - Preorder available now

Amazon (kindle & KU)


Add it to Goodreads
Listen to the Soundtrack
Read blog/instagram reviews


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Robert Montagnet and Dan Cooper are a nice gay couple who live in a nice waterfront condo in a nice, touristy part of Playa del Carmen, Mexico.

At least, that’s who they’re pretending to be.

After five months on the lam, Dr. Crane is strained to the point of breaking—he just wants it to be over. But, with his mental and physical health in decline, living where he doesn’t speak the language and relying on his partner for everything, he feels trapped.

Just the way Max likes it, of course.

When Crane is presented with an opportunity to clear his name once and for all, he’s compelled to take it… But, it means betraying the young man who thoroughly intoxicates him in ways he had never imagined possible.

Can Crane break his addiction or is he too far down the rabbit hole to escape?

👉 Pre-order it now 👈

Max – FREE this weekend (Feb 13/14) at Amazon

Get it here this weekend for free -> http://geni.us/MaxZon

Goodreads M/M Romance Members’ Choice Awards – vote today!

Some of my books have been nominated in the MCAs!

  • Best Polyamorous (M/M/M) - Kestrel's Talon
  • Best Fantasy (High or Urban Fantasy) - Kestrel's Talon
  • Best Sex Industry (Rent Boy/Escort/Adult Model/Porn Actor) - Kestrel's Talon
  • Best Dark Theme - Max
  • and Bonus: Best Audiobook Narrator: Nick J. Russo was nominated for his outstanding work on Sarge

Vote today for your favourite books/authors here (must be a member of the M/M Romance group at Goodreads)

Happy Halloween Sale!

October 30 & 31 ONLY

happy-halloween

Smashwords Sale! - Use coupon code at checkout

Caged: Love and Treachery on the High Seas -  $4.99 $2.50 w/ code NJ48X
Sacrificed: Heart Beyond the Spires - $4.99 $2.50 w/ code TE66E
Fated: Love and Redemption - $4.99 $2.50 w/ code XU87S
Careened: Winter Solstice in Madierus - $.99 $FREE w/ code EP76C

The Complications of T - $1.50 $.99 w/ code SS98X
The Last Nights of The Frangipani Hotel - $2.25 $.99 w/ code HQ45P

Kestrel's Talon - $5.99 $2.50 w/ code BU28Z

Max - $2.99 $1.50 w/ code EN53Z

Sarge - $1.75 $.99 w/ code NK98T
Murphy - $1.75 $.99 w/ code EF85U

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Better the Devil You Know - $4.00 $1.99 Buy here

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All Romance eBook sale! - All books :)

All my books 50% off at All Romance eBooks! (readers get store credit)
All my books 50% off at All Romance eBooks! (readers get store credit)

Click here to buy my books at 50% off at ARe

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Wondering which retailer pays me the most?

#1 is Payhip. Not a retailer, but an online shop that I've set up myself. This is where I make the most return on my books.

Then after that it gets a little complicated, but these are the three best choices:

At Eden Books*, I make 70% royalties for all titles.

At Smashwords, I make 60% royalties for all titles.

At Amazon, for books OVER $2.99 (USD) I make 70% royalties and for books UNDER $2.99 I make 35%

So... if the book is under $2.99, buy from Eden Books or Smashwords.

If the books is over $2.99, buy from Eden Books or Amazon.

But best of all, buy from my Payhip store :)

Questions? Contact Me!

*Not all my titles are available at Eden yet as of 25/09/23 - I'm working on it.

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