{"id":449,"date":"2014-07-30T15:38:16","date_gmt":"2014-07-30T19:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beydeckard.com\/blog\/?p=449"},"modified":"2014-07-30T15:38:16","modified_gmt":"2014-07-30T19:38:16","slug":"fan-mail-wednesday-picture-post-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/fan-mail-wednesday-picture-post-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Fan Mail Wednesday – picture-post edition."},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to another round of fan mail Wednesday!<\/p>\n

I just received what is probably one of the oddest questions so far, so I thought I'd turn my answer into a blog post.<\/p>\n

Ann writes: You probably get asked what you actually look like all the time so I will ask a different question.\u00a0What do you smell like?<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Hi Ann! \u00a0What do I smell like? Hmm. Well, most of the time I smell like:<\/p>\n

\"mitchum\"<\/a><\/p>\n

and:<\/p>\n

\"bumble-bumble-sumotech\"<\/a><\/p>\n

and:<\/p>\n

\"Christian-Dior-Fahrenheit-Mens-1.7-ounce-Eau-De-Toilette-Spray-L12989627\"<\/a><\/p>\n

and, if I'm being honest, probably a little of:<\/p>\n

\"Photo<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Thank you for writing to me, Ann! I love random emails. \u00a0I'm glad you enjoyed Caged<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Welcome to another round of fan mail Wednesday! I just received what is probably one of the oddest questions so far, so I thought I’d turn my answer into a blog post. Ann writes: You probably get asked what you actually look like all the time so I will ask a different question.\u00a0What do you smell like?   Hi Ann! \u00a0What do I smell like? Hmm. Well, most of the time I smell like: and: and: and, if I’m being honest, probably a little of:   Thank you for writing to me, Ann! I love random emails. \u00a0I’m glad you … <\/p>\n

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