{"id":344,"date":"2014-06-26T08:59:54","date_gmt":"2014-06-26T12:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beydeckard.com\/blog\/?p=344"},"modified":"2014-06-26T09:11:17","modified_gmt":"2014-06-26T13:11:17","slug":"giffy-blog-post-because-all-the-cool-kids-are-doing-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/giffy-blog-post-because-all-the-cool-kids-are-doing-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Giffy blog post because all the cool kids are doing it"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Do you think I need another blog post? You think I need another blog post. Ok... I'll write another blog post.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This summer can bite my shiny metal ass... so far it's been nice a handful of days, but, in between, the barometer's been playing yo-yo. Nicht so gut<\/em> for my sinuses.<\/p>\n

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Like I fucking\u00a0have time for\u00a0headaches.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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I hit a slow spot with the writing. Just staring at the page going \"B... lover, please just trust me, ok?\" It'll get done, it just feels like cat-wrangling at the moment.<\/p>\n

I wonder if I'm ever going to get any better at replying to fan mail? My responses of \"Glad you enjoyed it!\" and \"Thanks so much!\" are so impersonal. I lack the words mostly because I've got a d\u2019aw shucks<\/em> kind of thing going on.<\/p>\n

You might think I'm all:<\/p>\n

\"ferriscool\"<\/a><\/p>\n

when I get fan mail, but in truth I'm more like:<\/p>\n

\"whyareyoubeingnice\"<\/a>
Why you bein' so nice to me?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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\u00a0OH!<\/h3>\n

You know what? Somewhere between today and Sunday marks the\u00a0one year anniversary of the day I started to write stuff! I can't remember exactly when. I keep thinking the 28th but it may have actually been the 26th.<\/p>\n

It's been a really weird year, and\u00a0I've rather enjoyed it as a whole. I wonder what the next year will bring? More writing, definitely.<\/p>\n

Cheers to everyone who's been part of the process... my friends, family, fans, and the lovely folks like my new editor (hi Starr<\/a>!) and fellow authors who have been there for me. \u00a0Here's to you!<\/p>\n

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This summer can bite my shiny metal ass… so far it’s been nice a handful of days, but, in between, the barometer’s been playing yo-yo. Nicht so gut for my sinuses.     I hit a slow spot with the writing. Just staring at the page going “B… lover, please just trust me, ok?” It’ll get done, it just feels like cat-wrangling at the moment. I wonder if I’m ever going to get any better at replying to fan mail? My responses of “Glad you enjoyed it!” and “Thanks so much!” are so impersonal. I lack the words mostly because … <\/p>\n

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