How is it the end of July already? What is time even?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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You can enter by going here: https:\/\/geni.us\/Hump Also: For silver subscribers, I’ve added new chapters to My Roommate, Kevin :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[918,987],"tags":[109,810],"class_list":["post-15580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-roommate-kevin","category-uncle-zach","tag-giveaway","tag-sale-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4sexs-43i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15645,"url":"https:\/\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/win-a-signed-copy-of-uncle-zach\/","url_meta":{"origin":15580,"position":0},"title":"Win a Signed Copy of Uncle Zach","author":"Bey","date":"October 1, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"Enter here: https:\/\/geni.us\/Hump","rel":"","context":"In "giveaway"","block_context":{"text":"giveaway","link":"https:\/\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/category\/announcements\/giveaway\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ad7.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ad7.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ad7.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ad7.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ad7.png?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ad7.png?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4212,"url":"https:\/\/beydeckard.com\/blog\/huge-honkin-holiday-sale\/","url_meta":{"origin":15580,"position":1},"title":"Huge Honkin’ Holiday Sale!","author":"Bey","date":"November 27, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm having a big sale this weekend at Amazon (US\/UK) 99 cents: Caged (Baal's Heart 1) -> https:\/\/geni.us\/3KvDSacrificed (Baal's Heart 2) -> https:\/\/geni.us\/2jWMFated (Baal's Heart 3) -> https:\/\/geni.us\/1CwtBeauty and His Beast -> https:\/\/geni.us\/BaHBKestrel's Talon - > https:\/\/geni.us\/KestrelsTalon FREE: Careened (Baal's Heart 3.5) - https:\/\/geni.us\/24NO BONUS! 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